4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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