I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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