Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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