You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
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Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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