you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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