Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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