i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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