ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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