i think i have herpe
just one?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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