READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize