If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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