Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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