on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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