I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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