Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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