Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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