so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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