you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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