Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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