Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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