watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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