we have officially lost it.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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