Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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