Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
why is half of my head shaved?
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