I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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