i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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