yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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