I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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