So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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