We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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