I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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