i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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