Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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