You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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