Kiss
Puke
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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