I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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