I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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