there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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