is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
well you can't waste a boner
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
they're like a gay fantastic four
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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