i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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