If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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