im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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