When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i think im in europe. pls send help
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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