"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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