I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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