What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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