I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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