mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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