Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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