Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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